fucking birds
one day in trig i looked up and realized that two birds were fuckin in the window the fat ass bird always got on top of the skinny one so i wandered why everyday i would watch because birds fucking in the window just facinate me that is why i almost failed trig i was fucking distracted then i did some research and found out that the reason the big fat ass got on top of the little skinny one was because it added more pressure which added more pleasure now my 5th favorite animal is a bird since i have seen that my favorite bird is tucan sam cause he has a long as beak no tellin what he puts in there
shamoo and friends
one day i had a dream that i went swimming with shamoo but it wasnt me i was a dolphin we splashed around and did all those flips and shit that dolphins and whales do then we talked about why they make goldfish and dont make whale and dolphin fish were they racist or something we wanted a baked lightly salted cracker in the shape of us too then shamoo saw a kid pointing and laughing at him so he jumped out of the water and walked over to the kid and trippied him and then pointed and laughed at him so i thought maybe i can walk too so i jumped out and hit the concrete and couldnt get up so i just flopped around and died and then i dont know what happend cause i woke up
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